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[chibi_emperor]

[Action; 1767 Beaver Street]
What the fuck is this?!

[ Emperor doesn't know. But, as a  good emperor, he needs to look out for his subjects, and that meant Dist and Luka. So, searching the house for the two. ]

Oi! You two! Are you alive?

[ For all he knows, the others could have been killed and he's just alive since he's a blue fire that can't be put out by anything. ]

[Action; all over.]
[ He's hovering around the town, not looking for anyone special. However, as soon as he sees someone, he's up in your face, all dark glares and inextinguishable blue fire. ]

Hey! You! Are you the cause of this shit?!

[ Yes, he's back to blaming whoever is available. And that would be you. ]

Comments

2:

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Yes, of course. I somehow blew up the entire town using two computers and a calico cat.

(... This guy doesn't exactly look like the smartest. I better clarify in case he takes me seriously.)

By the way, that was sarcasm.

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

[GLARE. What? Of course he's smart, he's a very smart fireball.]

I got that, fool.

[A beat.]

What's a calico cat?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

It's a white cat, with patches of black and orange on it's fur.

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

Oh. Why didn't you just say a cat, instead of using that... calico-thing?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I figured it wouldn't hurt to be specific.

(Of course, I was wrong.)

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

[ And Emperor is going to be so nice to tell you that, yep. ]

You were wrong.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh... Facepalm.]

(Guess I really better go the whole nine yards when dumbing stuff down for this guy.)

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

What's with that? Are you sighing at me? The mighty Code:Emperor?!

[ Who cares that Emperor himself's being rude. Someone was being rude to him, an that's not something he can tolerate. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

"Code:Emperor"? And you're the emperor of what exactly?

(... Talk about a superiority complex. He might even be more full of himself than Haruhi is.)

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

Of Eden, of course!

[ What else? ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Eden. As in, Garden of?

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

No. [ Said as if Kyon is an idiot. Which Emperor thinks he is. ] The organisation who cleanse evil, of course.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right, that Eden, of course.

[chibi-emperor.livejournal.com]

Yes. Of course it's that Eden. Why'd I care about that other place?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, I hear there's a book about it that's pretty popular in certain circles.